Editing Chat Transcript (section)

== Chat Transcript ==
=== Participants ===
* Bub
* discord/soyeahso
* handyc
* mattf
* sshchat/beano

=== Conversation ===
; sshchat/beano : mattf, why are you so racist
; mattf : we also do kanban with scrum
; discord/soyeahso : agile/scrum is a waste of time with all the ceremonies, is another thing i've learned
; discord/soyeahso : like i don't need / want to have constant retrospectives
; mattf : dailys yeah
; mattf : the retro ugh
; discord/soyeahso : asynchronous standups are superior to synchronous standups
; mattf : here is another action point nobody will ever do
; Bub : Yeah we don't do any of the meetings part
; discord/soyeahso : yes the action points, let's just invent more work that has no value
; mattf : jadey I do feel like though if I didn't have the daily I would do mostly nothing
; handyc : so those claud 20x accounts can't be shared, I guess, mattf
; Bub : We don't do action points either
; handyc : claude
; mattf : I would just wait until 2 days before the time limit and then spend day and night to finish things
; handyc : we are probably going to end up getting individual claude 5x accounts
; discord/soyeahso : you can share claude code using screen/tmux screen shares
; mattf : with dailies and looking at people's face I feel more like getting to actually do stuff everyday so that I have at least one thing to say
; handyc : I think it will create problems since we pay as an institution
; mattf : so my goal became having one thing to say in standup meeting
; discord/soyeahso : standups are really lame
; discord/soyeahso : nobody actually standups when it's remote work
; handyc : we don't do any of that stuff
; mattf : maybe it makes sense if you are a lazy fuck like me who will only start things in the last 10% of time
; discord/soyeahso : they just sit and talk for ever
; mattf : well nobody standup 
; Bub : Ours are like 5 minutes long. No cameras on
; mattf : we do it fast, 10 people in 10 min
; discord/soyeahso : also most standups take longer than 15 minutes in my experience, which defeats the purpose of standup
; discord/soyeahso : so everyone talks really fast and you can't understand/ask questions, that's great, mattf
; Bub : We do standups in my sangha
; mattf : if we start deviating and talking about something else, someoninstantly stops and says "you should have a separate meeting about that later, dont burn others times"
; mattf : germans are good with being direct and cold
; mattf : well jadey as I said, is just to have something to say you did
; discord/soyeahso : yeah which is fucking stupid
; mattf : is the only way I could justify still doing this
; mattf : it pushes you to do something jadey
; discord/soyeahso : if you saw my PRs/commits yesterday, you know what i did
; Bub : So for example every Friday morning at 7am as an example, we would call in and just state how my practice was this week, how I want it to go today, and what obstacles I ran into this week. Basically just a few sentences for each.
; handyc : in the Netherlands we spend most of the time coming up with a weird acronym for a new project no one will ever use
; mattf : if it was just the kanban, nobody is checking that anyone
; mattf : anyway
; mattf : so I would just lazy it off until the last 2 days of the sprint
; handyc : SPARTICLES -- super powerful advanced research text information computing learning e-platform software
; mattf : I would probably not even stay in my home, I would just travel for 2 weeks and come back in the last one to work
; mattf : also these meetings are the only time I talk to someone in my days
; mattf : working days
; handyc : The TEXT Project -- Text Education Xoopy Text
; mattf : wow we are 4 people each talking about a separate subject 
; handyc : mattf are you new here