Editing Conversation Highlights (section)

== Conversation Highlights ==

* '''mattf:''' so we dont have to die
* '''handyc:''' that's what sex is for
* '''mattf:''' so we can just already be what we need to be
* '''handyc:''' randomness only accounts for a certain portion of change
* '''handyc:''' most evolution happens from crossover
* '''handyc:''' monkeys have big red butt because monkeys like to look at big red butts
* '''mattf:''' which is not taking anyone anywhere
* '''mattf:''' you can stay in earth looking at red butts
* '''handyc:''' well mattf this is why I am not worried about AI taking my job
* '''handyc:''' because I have something already lined up
* '''handyc:''' I am going to be the last human guardian of the red butts museum after everyone else leaves on the motherships
* '''handyc:''' and I will have all the cola I can drink, for free
* '''handyc:''' every so often a supervisor will arrive at the museum unannounced
* '''handyc:''' he will say, handyc, were you looking at those red butts
* '''handyc:''' I will say no sir, I was merely guarding them
* '''handyc:''' but actually I was looking at them the whole time
* '''handyc:''' because I set up a mirror
* '''handyc:''' so that I can see them from anywhere in the museum
* '''handyc:''' oh mattf, I think I have been on Abandoned Earth too long
* '''handyc:''' these red butts are getting to me
* '''handyc:''' it is only 2390 and I still have 6000 more years in my contract to guard these butts
* '''mattf:''' thanks for protecting the butts handyc
* '''handyc:''' mattf I am hoping for a lunch break soon
* '''handyc:''' the last time I ate was in 2267 when I was permitted 500mL of oatmeal pap
* '''handyc:''' I would so very much like to enjoy it
* '''handyc:''' but most of my internal organs were removed to reduce weight in the ship
* '''handyc:''' oh wait I'm not on the ship
* '''handyc:''' I forgot which character I was
* '''handyc:''' I stayed back on Abandoned Earth
* '''handyc:''' that's right
* '''handyc:''' calm down handyc, it's only 2390
* '''sshchat/beano:''' brilliant comments as always
* '''handyc:''' thanks beano
* '''handyc:''' the setting, h4ks.com headquarters, Amsterdam
* '''handyc:''' the year is 5971 applesauce 3000
* '''handyc:''' president zorl: I charge h4ks.com with high crimes against reason
* '''handyc:''' corporal raison: I demand that you retract your statement sir
* '''handyc:''' [h4ks.com theme music]
* '''handyc:''' I'd watch it
* '''handyc:''' hope there are some scenes of the actual butts