Editing Title: The Guardians of Red Butts (section)

=== Plot Summary ===
In a distant future where humanity has abandoned Earth, a quirky museum curator, handyc, remains as the last human guardian of the Red Butts Museum. Left alone to protect the relics of a bygone era, he grapples with boredom and existential musings about life, death, and the curious allure of the infamous big red butts.

As the only inhabitant of Abandoned Earth, handyc faces the absurdity of his situation. In a series of comedic encounters, he imagines unannounced visits from his superior, who questions his dedication while handyc cleverly devises ways to indulge in his obsession—using mirrors to ensure he can watch the red butts from anywhere in the museum.

While futuristic society is occupied with their new lives on massive motherships, handyc reminisces about simpler times, longing for a lunch break that hasn’t happened since 2267. With most of his internal organs removed to reduce weight for space travel, he hilariously recounts his attempts to recall who he is and his place in this bizarre universe. 

Meanwhile, tensions escalate as President Zorl charges H4KS.com with high crimes against reason, leading to a riveting showdown with Corporal Raison, who demands the retraction of such a bold statement. The whimsical nature of this conflict reflects the absurdity of the human experience as even the highest authorities grapple with the perplexities of reason and existence.