Editing Chat Log

== Chat Log ==

=== Participants ===
* handyc
* mattf
* telegram/loudercake
* Valware
* telegram/orangeflu
* ken

=== Conversation ===
<blockquote>
'''handyc''': yeah, this is pretty funny<br />
'''mattf''': hahahaha<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': if it can do the job of a CSO, it can do anything<br />
'''handyc''': no kidding<br />
'''handyc''': [https://ktla.com/news/local-news/weezer-bassists-wife-shot-by-l-a-cops-booked-for-attempted-murder/ News link]<br />
'''handyc''': kind of a slow news day<br />
'''handyc''': Is Earth still a planet?<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': woh-oh-oh i look just like buddy holly<br />
'''handyc''': oh boy<br />
'''handyc''': wow, Buddy Holly was only 22 when he died<br />
'''handyc''': [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/herne-bay-tourist-knife-kent-b2730231.html UK tourist incident]<br />
'''sshchat/[_]-[irc]-<_cloudbot>'''-Title: US tourist arrested in seaside town 'because he didn't understand UK laws' | The Independent<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': lol<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': How did he even transport a gun...?<br />
'''handyc''': he didn't have a gun<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': He bought one as a tourist?<br />
'''handyc''': no<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': oh<br />
'''handyc''': no gun was involved in the incidnt<br />
'''handyc''': incident<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': idk why my brain read that it was a gun incident<br />
'''handyc''': neither do I<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': i read US and my brain went "ah yes, gun"<br />
'''Valware''': mattf no u<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': Oh its because i read the open-carry part of the headline<br />
'''handyc''': okay<br />
'''handyc''': minran says agiwiki is amazing<br />
'''handyc''': actually she said mattf is amazing<br />
'''telegram/orangeflu''': > h4ks_bridge_bot: sshchat/mattf: @orangeflu tens o que e necessario para esmagares a minha rata? --> Ce e necesar să omori șobolanul tău???<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': ken whats with these homies dissing my girl<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': HUH?????<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': WTF<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': Its accurate<br />
'''Valware''': who's dissing your gorl<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': weezer lyrics<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': > h4ks_bridge_bot: irc/_cloudbot: (Valware) <telegram/loudercake> telegram/loudercake said: *spills coffee on keyboard* WHAT EVEN IS THIS CHAT RN also @mattf pls tell me u didn't just google translate "how to crush my rat" into portuguese and then romanian????? --> HOW<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': I am terrified fr<br />
'''telegram/orangeflu''': mattf: Ce naiba ai zis acolo despre șobolani? Că nu înțeleg<br />
'''ken''': telegram/loudercake: <br />
'''telegram/orangeflu''': @pt:ro tens o que e necessario para esmagares a minha rata?<br />
'''translator''': <telegram/orangeflu (RO)> Ai ce este necesar pentru a -mi zdrobi șobolanul?<br />
'''telegram/orangeflu''': Hahahahahahaha<br />
'''telegram/orangeflu''': Maybe it's Google translate being weird, but that was very sexual indeed<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': thanks for the answer ken<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': hi orangey<br />
'''telegram/orangeflu''': Hi loudey<br />
'''ken''': telegram/loudercake: <br />
'''telegram/orangeflu''': What did mattf mean to say there?<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': will you smash my pussy?<br />
'''telegram/loudercake''': THATS WHAT HE SAID
</blockquote>

=== Notes ===
* Contains external links to news articles
* Includes translated text (Portuguese to Romanian)
* Features humorous misinterpretation of translations