Editing Chatroom Log Archive

== Chatroom Log Archive ==

=== Participants ===
* '''Valware''' - Developer/admin of the bean game
* '''mattf''' - Serious person who never laughs
* '''doesnm''' - Fifth place player (plays rarely)
* '''handyc''' - Local historian and comedian
* '''spindrift''' - Mentioned (gamepad/controller advocate)

=== The Bean Game ===
A browser-based game similar to Agar.io with devouring mechanics.

==== Controls ====
* Movement: Q, W, A, S, D, X
* Modifiers: Shift, Tab
* Abilities: 1-6 number keys
* Mouse: Left-click, Right-click, Scroll

==== Known Issues ====
* Not mobile compatible
* UI tabs bounce around (mattf hates this)
* Movement can be broken on mobile
* Requires account to play

==== Leaderboard Trivia ====
* doesnm reached 4th/5th place with only 2 plays
* 50 bots can be configured via admin panel
* Free beans exploit exists (just view the page)

=== Potential Names Discussed ===
# "Star Consumers" (rejected - doesn't hit the same)
# "Space Dicks" (proposed by handyc)

=== Age Timeline (January 6 Capitol Riot - 5 Years Ago) ===
{| class="wikitable"
! Person !! Estimated Age
|-
| mattf || 15
|-
| loudercake || 6
|-
| Valware || Unborn
|-
| orangeflu || 100 (time machine accident)
|-
| Rest of h4ks.com crew || Various talking animals
|}

'''Note:''' A song and dance number occurred at the end.

=== Notable Quotes ===
<blockquote>
"The tabs should only speak when spoken to" - Valware
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"Serious people never laugh" - mattf
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
"I bet this would be stupidly fun to play on the Nintendo Wii" - Valware
</blockquote>

[[Category:Chatroom Logs]]
[[Category:Gaming]]
[[Category:h4ks.com]]