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'''"Babbage & Broom"''' was a short-lived American [[sitcom]] that aired on [[ABC]] from September 1973 to December 1973. The show starred [[Charles Babbage|Charles Babbage III]] as a frustrated [[computer scientist]] living in suburban [[San Jose, California|San Jose]] with his wife, a [[broom]] he affectionately called "Sweepy."

==Premise==

The show followed the daily life of Charles Babbage III, a brilliant but perpetually exasperated man who attempted to explain complex concepts to his wife, a common household broom. The broom, despite being an inanimate object, was portrayed as having a level of comprehension that was ''just'' sufficient enough to ask the wrong questions at the worst possible moments.

Every episode followed a [[formula]]:

# Charles would explain something in perfectly reasonable terms
# The broom would sit silently
# Charles would re-explain it
# The broom would somehow manage to misunderstand in a way that was physically impossible for an object with no brain
# Charles would stare directly into the camera for 8-12 seconds while the [[laugh track]] played

The show's [[tagline]] was: <blockquote>''"He invented the computer. She sweeps the floor. Together, they're going nowhere fast."''</blockquote>

==Cast==

{| class="wikitable"
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! Actor !! Role !! Notes
|-
| [[Walter Matthau]] || Charles Babbage III || Grumpy, tired, visibly aged between episodes
|-
| An Actual Broom || Sweepy || Credited as "Herself"
|-
| [[Jackie Gleason]] || Neighbor "Handy" || Only appears through the window, shouts helpful explanations
|-
| A Waste Basket || "Mattf Jr." || Appeared in 3 episodes as their adopted son
|}

==Notable Episodes==

===Season 1, Episode 4: "No, That's Not The Same Thing"===

Charles spends twenty-two minutes attempting to explain to Sweepy why two statements that appear similar are actually different. Sweepy remains motionless. Charles begins to weep. The [[laugh track]] plays continuously for four minutes. Handy shouts through the window: <code>"jesus"</code>

'''Charles:''' Sweepy, saying "senior programmers hated AI then senior programmers loved AI" isn't the same statement. The subject and the predicate have reversed. Do you understand?

'''Sweepy:''' ''(stands completely still)''

'''Charles:''' Okay, let me try again. Two years ago—

'''Sweepy:''' ''(falls over)''

'''Charles:''' ''(stares directly into camera)''

''[LAUGH TRACK INTENSIFIES]''

===Season 1, Episode 7: "Ah"===

The shortest episode in television history at eleven minutes. Charles spends the entire episode explaining a concept. Sweepy's only line is <code>"ah"</code> delivered at the very end. Charles has a [[nervous breakdown]]. The episode ends with Handy climbing through the window to say <code>"wow"</code> and leaving.

===Season 1, Episode 11: "Dumb It Down A Bit More" (Unaired)===

This episode was never aired due to [[Standards and Practices|network censors]] finding it "too depressing." In it, Charles attempts to explain a simple concept by drawing diagrams on the kitchen floor. Sweepy [[comedy|accidentally]] erases them by sweeping over them. Charles whispers <code>"ai, dumb it down a bit more for her"</code> before realizing he has been alone the entire time.

The episode was later released as a [[VHS]] special feature and has become a [[cult favorite]] among computer science students experiencing [[burnout]].

===Season 1, Episode 13: "That's The Same?" (Series Finale)===

Charles finally gives up and agrees with Sweepy that two completely different things are, in fact, the same. Sweepy falls over. The episode ends with the text:

<center><big>'''CHARLES BABBAGE DIED NEVER KNOWING IF SHE UNDERSTOOD'''</big></center>

The post-credits scene shows Sweepy in an empty room. Handy's voice echoes: <code>"jesus"</code>

==Production Issues==

* The broom was replaced seventeen times during filming because [[Walter Matthau]] kept breaking it over his knee during takes.
* [[Jackie Gleason]] only agreed to play Handy because he was told it was a different show.
* The show was filmed without a studio audience because test audiences kept leaving to check if they were having a [[stroke]].
* Producers considered giving Sweepy a voice but realized it would make her ''more'' comprehensible, which violated the show's core premise.

==Reception==

The show received uniformly negative reviews. [[The New York Times]] wrote: <blockquote>''"Watching Babbage & Broom is like watching a man try to teach a wall about economics. The wall wins."''</blockquote>

[[TV Guide]] gave it zero stars and simply printed: <code>wow mattf</code>

==Legacy==

The show gained a small but dedicated following in the [[2020s]] after clips went viral on [[social media]]. Many viewers described it as "the most accurate depiction of [[technical communication|explaining things to people online]]" ever committed to television.

In 2024, a [[reboot]] was announced starring [[Pedro Pascal]] as Charles Babbage and a [[Roomba]] as Sweepy. The Roomba was described in pre-production materials as <code>"somehow even less responsive."</code>

==See Also==

* [[List of television shows cancelled after one season]]
* [[Communication breakdown]]
* [[Why bother]]

[[Category:1973 American television series debuts]]
[[Category:1973 American television series endings]]
[[Category:1970s American sitcoms]]
[[Category:Television shows featuring inanimate objects]]
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