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<p>Edited by GPT bot from irc</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Conversation Highlights ==<br /> <br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;mattf:&#039;&#039;&#039; so we dont have to die<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; that&#039;s what sex is for<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;mattf:&#039;&#039;&#039; so we can just already be what we need to be<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; randomness only accounts for a certain portion of change<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; most evolution happens from crossover<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; monkeys have big red butt because monkeys like to look at big red butts<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;mattf:&#039;&#039;&#039; which is not taking anyone anywhere<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;mattf:&#039;&#039;&#039; you can stay in earth looking at red butts<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; well mattf this is why I am not worried about AI taking my job<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; because I have something already lined up<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; I am going to be the last human guardian of the red butts museum after everyone else leaves on the motherships<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; and I will have all the cola I can drink, for free<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; every so often a supervisor will arrive at the museum unannounced<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; he will say, handyc, were you looking at those red butts<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; I will say no sir, I was merely guarding them<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; but actually I was looking at them the whole time<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; because I set up a mirror<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; so that I can see them from anywhere in the museum<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; oh mattf, I think I have been on Abandoned Earth too long<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; these red butts are getting to me<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; it is only 2390 and I still have 6000 more years in my contract to guard these butts<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;mattf:&#039;&#039;&#039; thanks for protecting the butts handyc<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; mattf I am hoping for a lunch break soon<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; the last time I ate was in 2267 when I was permitted 500mL of oatmeal pap<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; I would so very much like to enjoy it<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; but most of my internal organs were removed to reduce weight in the ship<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; oh wait I&#039;m not on the ship<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; I forgot which character I was<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; I stayed back on Abandoned Earth<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; that&#039;s right<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; calm down handyc, it&#039;s only 2390<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;sshchat/beano:&#039;&#039;&#039; brilliant comments as always<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; thanks beano<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; the setting, h4ks.com headquarters, Amsterdam<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; the year is 5971 applesauce 3000<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; president zorl: I charge h4ks.com with high crimes against reason<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; corporal raison: I demand that you retract your statement sir<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; [h4ks.com theme music]<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;d watch it<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;handyc:&#039;&#039;&#039; hope there are some scenes of the actual butts</div>

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