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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Title: Two Weeks ==<br />
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=== Characters ===<br />
* '''DEVELOPER''': A software developer who always promises delivery of new features within two weeks.<br />
* '''MANAGER''': The impatient manager who needs the features.<br />
* '''CLIENT''': The anxious client waiting for the product.<br />
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=== Setting ===<br />
A small, cluttered office with a desk, a computer screen displaying code, and a window overlooking a dock where a boat is tied.<br />
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=== Act 1 ===<br />
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'''Scene 1: The Office'''<br />
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*(The DEVELOPER sits at his desk, typing furiously. The MANAGER enters, looking stressed.)*<br />
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'''MANAGER:'''<br />
(urgent)<br />
Have you finished those new features yet?<br />
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'''DEVELOPER:'''<br />
(without looking up)<br />
Almost there! Just give me two weeks!<br />
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'''MANAGER:'''<br />
Two weeks? You've said that for the last month!<br />
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'''DEVELOPER:'''<br />
(still typing)<br />
I promise, just two more weeks!<br />
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*(The MANAGER shakes his head and leaves. The DEVELOPER smirks and continues to type.)*<br />
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=== Act 2 === <br />
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'''Scene 1: The Office'''<br />
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*(Two weeks pass. The CLIENT enters, looking hopeful.)*<br />
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'''CLIENT:'''<br />
(excited)<br />
So, are the new features ready?<br />
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'''DEVELOPER:'''<br />
(turning in his chair)<br />
Just a little more time! In two weeks, everything will be ready.<br />
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'''CLIENT:'''<br />
(raising an eyebrow)<br />
Another two weeks?<br />
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'''DEVELOPER:'''<br />
(confidently)<br />
Trust me, it'll be worth the wait!<br />
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=== Act 3 === <br />
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'''Scene 1: The Boat Dock'''<br />
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*(The DEVELOPER sneaks out of the office with a large suitcase. He heads towards the dock where a boat waits.)*<br />
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'''MANAGER:''' <br />
(offstage, yelling)<br />
Where do you think you’re going?<br />
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*(The DEVELOPER jumps into the boat and starts the engine.)*<br />
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'''DEVELOPER:'''<br />
(shouting back)<br />
I’ll be back in two weeks!<br />
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*(As the boat pulls away from the dock, the MANAGER and CLIENT watch in disbelief.)*<br />
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'''CLIENT:'''<br />
(distraught)<br />
We’ll never see him again!<br />
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'''MANAGER:'''<br />
(sighing)<br />
I knew we should have fired him.<br />
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*(Lights dim as the DEVELOPER sails away, the sound of the boat fading into the distance.)*<br />
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=== Curtain ===</div>Mattf