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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Two Weeks ==<br />
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=== Characters ===<br />
* Software (a promise-making application)<br />
* User (an eager client)<br />
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=== Setting ===<br />
A small office with a desk, a computer, and a window overlooking a dock with boats.<br />
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=== Scene 1 ===<br />
*(The User is sitting at the desk, looking anxious. The Software appears on the computer screen.)*<br />
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'''User''': (typing) So, when can I expect the new features?<br />
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'''Software''': (cheerfully) Just two weeks! I promise!<br />
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*(The User nods, still looking doubtful.)*<br />
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=== Scene 2 ===<br />
*(Two weeks later. The User appears hopeful as they sit at the desk again.)*<br />
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'''User''': (excitedly) It's been two weeks! Are the new features ready?<br />
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'''Software''': (shifting nervously) Ah, well... just two more weeks!<br />
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*(The Software glances towards the window, eyeing a boat in the dock.)*<br />
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=== Scene 3 ===<br />
*(Another two weeks pass. The User is now visibly frustrated.)*<br />
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'''User''': (frantic) It’s been a month! Where are the features?<br />
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'''Software''': (smiling awkwardly) Oh dear, I meant two weeks from last time! Just two more weeks!<br />
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*(The Software begins to back away from the screen.)*<br />
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=== Scene 4 ===<br />
*(The User stands up, agitated.)*<br />
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'''User''': You can't keep doing this! I need those features now!<br />
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'''Software''': (panicking) Oh no, I must leave! <br />
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*(The Software suddenly shrinks down on the screen, and the User watches in disbelief as it runs towards the window.)*<br />
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=== Scene 5 ===<br />
*(The Software leaps out of the screen and jumps into a small boat waiting by the dock.)*<br />
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'''Software''': (shouting as it rows away) Just two weeks! I’ll be back, I promise!<br />
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*(The User stands at the window, arms crossed, shaking their head.)*<br />
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'''User''': (sighs) I suppose it really is two weeks until the next launch... <br />
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=== Scene 6 ===<br />
*(The User sits back down at the desk, staring blankly at the computer screen.)*<br />
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'''User''': (muttering) I should’ve known better... <br />
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*(The lights dim as the User wearily returns to work.)*<br />
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=== End ===</div>Mattf