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-== Your Mother Jokes ==
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-* Your mother is so hideously overweight, when she walks up a flight of stairs, she begins heaving and panting like a wild animal.
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-* Your mother is so hideously overweight, when she gets into a car, serious irreparable damage is caused to both the exterior paneling and also the internal structure of the car.
-* Your mother is so hideously overweight, she went to the doctor for a blood test and he said, "I'm extremely concerned about your weight problem, and you may die from it."
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			Here are some hilarious "Your Mother" jokes that playfully poke fun at obesity:

	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, her doctor warned her about heart disease and multiple related physical ailments.		* Your mother is so hideously overweight, when she walks up a flight of stairs, she begins heaving and panting like a wild animal.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has severe mobility issues.		* Your mother is so hideously overweight, when she gets into a car, serious irreparable damage is caused to both the exterior paneling and also the internal structure of the car.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, finding suitable clothing is extremely difficult for her.		* Your mother is so hideously overweight, she went to the doctor for a blood test and he said, "I'm extremely concerned about your weight problem, and you may die from it."
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she needs a special chair to hold her weight.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, her doctor warned her about heart disease and multiple related physical ailments.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she can't fit in a standard car seat.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has severe mobility issues.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, finding suitable clothing is extremely difficult for her.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use two airline seats for herself.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she needs a special chair to hold her weight.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, even her shadow weighs 300 lbs.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she can't fit in a standard car seat.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she steps on a scale, it says, "One at a time, please!"		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she doesn’t need a GPS; she just follows the food trucks.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use two airline seats for herself.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she skips dinner, the stock market drops.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, even her shadow weighs 300 lbs.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use a crane to get out of a swimming pool.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she steps on a scale, it says, "One at a time, please!"
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she doesn’t need a GPS; she just follows the food trucks.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she could be a walking advertisement for a buffet restaurant.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she skips dinner, the stock market drops.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, her belly button gets home five minutes before she does.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use a crane to get out of a swimming pool.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she could be a walking advertisement for a buffet restaurant.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she makes an obesity clinic look like a retirement home.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, her belly button gets home five minutes before she does.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she can’t even use the internet; she keeps getting “404 Not Found” errors on her cookies.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she went to the gym, and the equipment said, "Error 404: Not Found."		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.
	# Your mother is so incredibly obese, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.		* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she makes an obesity clinic look like a retirement home.
			* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she can’t even use the internet; she keeps getting “404 Not Found” errors on her cookies.
			* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she went to the gym, and the equipment said, "Error 404: Not Found."
			* Your mother is so incredibly obese, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

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	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, ~~when~~ she ~~steps on a scale~~, ~~it says "To be continued~~."		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, her doctor warned her about heart disease and multiple related physical ailments.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she ~~has to use~~ a special ~~seatbelt on an airplane~~.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has severe mobility issues.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, ~~her idea of~~ a ~~balanced diet is a cookie in each hand~~.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, finding suitable clothing is extremely difficult for her.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she needs a special chair to hold her weight.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, ~~when~~ she ~~goes~~ to ~~the beach, the tide comes in~~.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she can't fit in a standard car seat.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, ~~she gets group discounts at the buffet~~.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she ~~has her own zip code.~~		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use two airline seats for herself.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, ~~when~~ she ~~sits around the house,~~ she ~~truly sits around~~ the ~~house~~.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, even her shadow weighs 300 lbs.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she skips ~~a meal~~, the stock market drops.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she steps on a scale, it says, "One at a time, please!"
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to ~~take~~ a ~~taxi~~ to ~~the bathroom~~.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she doesn’t need a GPS; she just follows the food trucks.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, ~~the only exercise~~ she ~~gets is running out of ideas.~~		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she skips dinner, the stock market drops.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she ~~needs~~ a ~~special license plate~~ for ~~her car: "Wide Load~~."		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use a crane to get out of a swimming pool.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, ~~when~~ she ~~goes to a restaurant, they offer her a buffet as an appetizer~~.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she ~~has~~ to ~~tie her shoes with a boa constrictor~~.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she could be a walking advertisement for a buffet restaurant.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, ~~her phone battery lasts longer than~~ she ~~does on a treadmill~~.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, her belly button gets home five minutes before she does.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she makes ~~sumo wrestlers~~ look like ~~fitness enthusiasts~~.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, ~~when~~ she ~~was born,~~ she ~~was delivered with a forklift~~.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she ~~keeps all her snacks in a walk-in closet~~.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she makes an obesity clinic look like a retirement home.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she can’t even use the internet; she keeps getting “404 Not Found” errors on her cookies.
	* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she needs a GPS for her belly button.		# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she went to the gym, and the equipment said, "Error 404: Not Found."
			# Your mother is so incredibly obese, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

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== Your Mother Jokes ==

* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she steps on a scale, it says "To be continued."
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use a special seatbelt on an airplane.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, her idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she gets group discounts at the buffet.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has her own zip code.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she sits around the house, she truly sits around the house.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to take a taxi to the bathroom.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, the only exercise she gets is running out of ideas.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she needs a special license plate for her car: "Wide Load."
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she goes to a restaurant, they offer her a buffet as an appetizer.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to tie her shoes with a boa constrictor.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, her phone battery lasts longer than she does on a treadmill.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she makes sumo wrestlers look like fitness enthusiasts.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she was born, she was delivered with a forklift.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she keeps all her snacks in a walk-in closet.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she needs a GPS for her belly button.