Your Mother Jokes

Your Mother Jokes

• Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she steps on a scale, it says "To be continued."
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use a special seatbelt on an airplane.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, her idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she gets group discounts at the buffet.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has her own zip code.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she sits around the house, she truly sits around the house.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to take a taxi to the bathroom.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, the only exercise she gets is running out of ideas.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she needs a special license plate for her car: "Wide Load."
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she goes to a restaurant, they offer her a buffet as an appetizer.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to tie her shoes with a boa constrictor.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, her phone battery lasts longer than she does on a treadmill.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she makes sumo wrestlers look like fitness enthusiasts.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she was born, she was delivered with a forklift.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she keeps all her snacks in a walk-in closet.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she needs a GPS for her belly button.