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== Your Mother Jokes ==
== Your Mother Jokes ==


* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she steps on a scale, it says "To be continued."
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, her doctor warned her about heart disease and multiple related physical ailments.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use a special seatbelt on an airplane.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has severe mobility issues.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, her idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, finding suitable clothing is extremely difficult for her.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she needs a special chair to hold her weight.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she can't fit in a standard car seat.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she gets group discounts at the buffet.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has her own zip code.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use two airline seats for herself.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she sits around the house, she truly sits around the house.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, even her shadow weighs 300 lbs.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she steps on a scale, it says, "One at a time, please!"
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to take a taxi to the bathroom.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she doesn’t need a GPS; she just follows the food trucks.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, the only exercise she gets is running out of ideas.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she skips dinner, the stock market drops.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she needs a special license plate for her car: "Wide Load."
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use a crane to get out of a swimming pool.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she goes to a restaurant, they offer her a buffet as an appetizer.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to tie her shoes with a boa constrictor.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she could be a walking advertisement for a buffet restaurant.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, her phone battery lasts longer than she does on a treadmill.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, her belly button gets home five minutes before she does.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she makes sumo wrestlers look like fitness enthusiasts.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she was born, she was delivered with a forklift.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she keeps all her snacks in a walk-in closet.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she makes an obesity clinic look like a retirement home.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she can’t even use the internet; she keeps getting “404 Not Found” errors on her cookies.
* Your mother is so incredibly obese, she needs a GPS for her belly button.
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, she went to the gym, and the equipment said, "Error 404: Not Found."
# Your mother is so incredibly obese, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Revision as of 16:35, 9 May 2025

Your Mother Jokes

  1. Your mother is so incredibly obese, her doctor warned her about heart disease and multiple related physical ailments.
  2. Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has severe mobility issues.
  3. Your mother is so incredibly obese, finding suitable clothing is extremely difficult for her.
  4. Your mother is so incredibly obese, she needs a special chair to hold her weight.
  5. Your mother is so incredibly obese, she can't fit in a standard car seat.
  6. Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
  7. Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use two airline seats for herself.
  8. Your mother is so incredibly obese, even her shadow weighs 300 lbs.
  9. Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she steps on a scale, it says, "One at a time, please!"
  10. Your mother is so incredibly obese, she doesn’t need a GPS; she just follows the food trucks.
  11. Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she skips dinner, the stock market drops.
  12. Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use a crane to get out of a swimming pool.
  13. Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"
  14. Your mother is so incredibly obese, she could be a walking advertisement for a buffet restaurant.
  15. Your mother is so incredibly obese, her belly button gets home five minutes before she does.
  16. Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
  17. Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.
  18. Your mother is so incredibly obese, she makes an obesity clinic look like a retirement home.
  19. Your mother is so incredibly obese, she can’t even use the internet; she keeps getting “404 Not Found” errors on her cookies.
  20. Your mother is so incredibly obese, she went to the gym, and the equipment said, "Error 404: Not Found."
  21. Your mother is so incredibly obese, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
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