Title: The Guardians of Red Butts

Title: The Guardians of Red Butts

Genre

Science Fiction, Comedy

Setting

H4KS.com Headquarters, Amsterdam, Year 5971 Applesauce 3000

Plot Summary

In a distant future where humanity has abandoned Earth, a quirky museum curator, handyc, remains as the last human guardian of the Red Butts Museum. Left alone to protect the relics of a bygone era, he grapples with boredom and existential musings about life, death, and the curious allure of the infamous big red butts.

As the only inhabitant of Abandoned Earth, handyc faces the absurdity of his situation. In a series of comedic encounters, he imagines unannounced visits from his superior, who questions his dedication while handyc cleverly devises ways to indulge in his obsession—using mirrors to ensure he can watch the red butts from anywhere in the museum.

While futuristic society is occupied with their new lives on massive motherships, handyc reminisces about simpler times, longing for a lunch break that hasn’t happened since 2267. With most of his internal organs removed to reduce weight for space travel, he hilariously recounts his attempts to recall who he is and his place in this bizarre universe.

Meanwhile, tensions escalate as President Zorl charges H4KS.com with high crimes against reason, leading to a riveting showdown with Corporal Raison, who demands the retraction of such a bold statement. The whimsical nature of this conflict reflects the absurdity of the human experience as even the highest authorities grapple with the perplexities of reason and existence.

Characters

• handyc - The eccentric museum curator and the last human guardian of the Red Butts Museum.
• President Zorl - The authoritative leader who confronts the challenge of illogicality within society.
• Corporal Raison - The loyal supporter of President Zorl determined to uphold reason.
• mattf - A fellow conversationalist who provides comic relief and sanity within the dialogue.
• beano - A friendly voice in the chat who appreciates handyc's musings.

Themes

• The absurdity of existence
• Loneliness and isolation
• Satire of societal norms
• The importance of humor in coping with despair

Notes

Inspired by a chatroom conversation discussing evolution, existence, and humanity's legacy, the film intertwines humor with deep philosophical questions. It portrays the struggles of a lone curator longing for connection and meaning in an abandoned world, all while guarding the peculiar relics of human absurdity.

Soundtrack

• H4KS.com Theme Music

- A whimsical yet catchy tune that encapsulates the movie's comedic tone and surreal atmosphere.