Chatroom Conversation Highlights

Chatroom Conversation Highlights

Participants

• ObsidianIRC
• handyc
• mattf
• telegram/loudercake

Conversation

Introduction

ObsidianIRC: gather round my rocking chair and let me make my point goddamnit

handyc: I can never remember anybody's age mattf: I am good at remembering ages but not birthdays ObsidianIRC: I am 34 ObsidianIRC: I remember.

Age Discussion

handyc: my age keeps changing mattf: you're 33 still ObsidianIRC: wuttttt handyc: in my mind it's 1997

mattf: that is my birthyear handyc: everything happened in 1997 mattf: what happened in 1997 to you, you keep mentioning it mattf: you started uni?

handyc: I graduated high school telegram/loudercake: Best Salesman Award 1997 telegram/loudercake: awarded to Mattf G. Mattf

Work Stories

ObsidianIRC: in 1997 I celebrated my 60th year at work as a garage-door salesman handyc: I worked at Best Buy in 1997 handyc: I sold computers

telegram/loudercake: I was but a blade of grass in 1997 handyc: as today telegram/loudercake: then a cow ate me in 2006 telegram/loudercake: Then it was killed in 2007

mattf: hahaha handyc: I was eaten by bean beetles two million times telegram/loudercake: Then my dad ate a burger with the cow meat telegram/loudercake: Then he impregnated my mother

Metamorphosis Discussion

ObsidianIRC: and then what, loudercake? handyc: th cow? telegram/loudercake: and it just so happens that those specific calories obtained in that blade of grass telegram/loudercake: was used in the sperm that i was

ObsidianIRC: do you have a video graph of this metamorphosid telegram/loudercake: i wish ObsidianIRC: metamorphosis* ObsidianIRC: you wish!?!!

telegram/loudercake: Would be amazing to show at my wedding telegram/loudercake: HAHA NO NOT LIKE THAT ObsidianIRC: lmao

mattf: wow since when is loudercake handyc handyc: my wedding cost $10 USD handyc: yeah loudercake I guess I should retire handyc: you can be the new handyc

ObsidianIRC: lol loudercake fancies his parents telegram/loudercake: > h4ks_bridge_bot: irc/mattf: wow since when is loudercake handyc --> gee i say something funny once and i get insulted like that

mattf: hahaha telegram/loudercake: fuck you obdisinaCRI ObsidianIRC: hehehehe telegram/loudercake: let me read the logs of mattf being sad mattf: nah I didn't do that