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| == Your Mother Jokes ==
| | YOUR MOTHER NEEDS TO HELP ME BECAUSE I ALREADY EDITED ANOTHER PAGE BUT WHAT DA HECK |
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, her doctor warned her about heart disease and multiple related physical ailments.
| | IM STUCK AT SCHOOL AND CANT USE THE IRC EDIT THIS PAGE IF YOU CAN SEE THIS |
| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has severe mobility issues.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, finding suitable clothing is extremely difficult for her.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, she needs a special chair to hold her weight.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, she can't fit in a standard car seat.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use two airline seats for herself.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, even her shadow weighs 300 lbs.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she steps on a scale, it says, "One at a time, please!"
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, she doesn’t need a GPS; she just follows the food trucks.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she skips dinner, the stock market drops.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use a crane to get out of a swimming pool.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, she could be a walking advertisement for a buffet restaurant.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, her belly button gets home five minutes before she does.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, she makes an obesity clinic look like a retirement home.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, she can’t even use the internet; she keeps getting “404 Not Found” errors on her cookies.
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, she went to the gym, and the equipment said, "Error 404: Not Found."
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| # Your mother is so incredibly obese, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
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YOUR MOTHER NEEDS TO HELP ME BECAUSE I ALREADY EDITED ANOTHER PAGE BUT WHAT DA HECK
IM STUCK AT SCHOOL AND CANT USE THE IRC EDIT THIS PAGE IF YOU CAN SEE THIS
- loudercake
