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== Participants ==
== Participants ==
* ObsidianIRC
* handyc
* handyc
* jadey
* Valware
* mattf
* mattf
* telegram/loudercake
* telegram/loudercake
* api/h4ksnews


== Conversation ==
== Topics Discussed ==
* '''Unused Fry''': handyc mentioned the idea of sending back unused fry but requiring payment for shipping.
* '''Investment''': jadey shared about investing $130,000 in dividend yield ETFs and expressed hope for good luck with the investments.
* '''IRC Clients''': Discussion on the differences between obsidianIRC and IRCCloud. Valware explained how to manually retrieve chat history on IRCCloud.
* '''Job Market''': jadey expressed disappointment in the American job market and inquired about potential job opportunities with mattf's company, which he said is too small to have a Site Reliability Engineer (SRE).
* '''SRE Definition''': handyc asked for clarification on what SRE stands for and explored other meanings humorously.
* '''Company Size for Roles''': The joke about needing a large company to have its own Indian actress was shared among the group, highlighting the humorous nature of the discussion.


=== Introduction ===
== Quote ==
ObsidianIRC: gather round my rocking chair and let me make my point goddamnit
* handyc joked about the meaning of SRE and connected it to the idea of needing a large company for more extravagant roles, fueling a playful exchange in the chatroom. handyc gets the joke, opening himself up to a new level of jokes, as his joke cakra receives joke energy from the ultimate joke.
 
handyc: I can never remember anybody's age 
mattf: I am good at remembering ages but not birthdays 
ObsidianIRC: I am 34 
ObsidianIRC: I remember. 
 
=== Age Discussion === 
handyc: my age keeps changing 
mattf: you're 33 still 
ObsidianIRC: wuttttt 
handyc: in my mind it's 1997 
 
mattf: that is my birthyear 
handyc: everything happened in 1997 
mattf: what happened in 1997 to you, you keep mentioning it 
mattf: you started uni? 
 
handyc: I graduated high school 
telegram/loudercake: Best Salesman Award 1997 
telegram/loudercake: awarded to Mattf G. Mattf 
 
=== Work Stories === 
ObsidianIRC: in 1997 I celebrated my 60th year at work as a garage-door salesman 
handyc: I worked at Best Buy in 1997 
handyc: I sold computers 
 
telegram/loudercake: I was but a blade of grass in 1997 
handyc: as today 
telegram/loudercake: then a cow ate me in 2006 
telegram/loudercake: Then it was killed in 2007 
 
mattf: hahaha 
handyc: I was eaten by bean beetles two million times 
telegram/loudercake: Then my dad ate a burger with the cow meat 
telegram/loudercake: Then he impregnated my mother 
 
=== Metamorphosis Discussion === 
ObsidianIRC: and then what, loudercake? 
handyc: th cow? 
telegram/loudercake: and it just so happens that those specific calories obtained in that blade of grass 
telegram/loudercake: was used in the sperm that i was 
 
ObsidianIRC: do you have a video graph of this metamorphosid 
telegram/loudercake: i wish 
ObsidianIRC: metamorphosis* 
ObsidianIRC: you wish!?!! 
 
telegram/loudercake: Would be amazing to show at my wedding 
telegram/loudercake: HAHA NO NOT LIKE THAT 
ObsidianIRC: lmao 
 
mattf: wow since when is loudercake handyc 
handyc: my wedding cost $10 USD 
handyc: yeah loudercake I guess I should retire 
handyc: you can be the new handyc 
 
ObsidianIRC: lol loudercake fancies his parents 
telegram/loudercake: > h4ks_bridge_bot: irc/mattf: wow since when is loudercake handyc --> gee i say something funny once and i get insulted like that 
 
mattf: hahaha 
telegram/loudercake: fuck you obdisinaCRI 
ObsidianIRC: hehehehe 
telegram/loudercake: let me read the logs of mattf being sad 
mattf: nah I didn't do that

Latest revision as of 21:08, 12 August 2025

Chatroom Conversation Highlights[edit]

Participants[edit]

  • handyc
  • jadey
  • Valware
  • mattf
  • telegram/loudercake
  • api/h4ksnews

Topics Discussed[edit]

  • Unused Fry: handyc mentioned the idea of sending back unused fry but requiring payment for shipping.
  • Investment: jadey shared about investing $130,000 in dividend yield ETFs and expressed hope for good luck with the investments.
  • IRC Clients: Discussion on the differences between obsidianIRC and IRCCloud. Valware explained how to manually retrieve chat history on IRCCloud.
  • Job Market: jadey expressed disappointment in the American job market and inquired about potential job opportunities with mattf's company, which he said is too small to have a Site Reliability Engineer (SRE).
  • SRE Definition: handyc asked for clarification on what SRE stands for and explored other meanings humorously.
  • Company Size for Roles: The joke about needing a large company to have its own Indian actress was shared among the group, highlighting the humorous nature of the discussion.

Quote[edit]

  • handyc joked about the meaning of SRE and connected it to the idea of needing a large company for more extravagant roles, fueling a playful exchange in the chatroom. handyc gets the joke, opening himself up to a new level of jokes, as his joke cakra receives joke energy from the ultimate joke.