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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Deez Nuts}}
{{DISPLAYTITLE:Squirrevolution}}
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{{Infobox event
| name        = Squirrevolution
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| date        = Future (Post-Human Era)
| location    = Earth
| participants = Squirrels
| outcome      = Total Extinction
}}


'''Deez Nuts''' is a colloquial phrase originating from early 21st-century internet culture, often deployed as a [[w:Setup–punchline|setup-punchline]] joke or [[w:Non sequitur (humor)|non sequitur]].  
The '''Squirrevolution''' is a theoretical timeline describing the rise and fall of a squirrel-based civilization following the extinction of humanity.


== History ==
== History ==
* First documented in [[2024]] chatroom logs (see [[HANB#Related_Conversations|HANB discussions]])
=== Regeneration ===
* Popularized by user [[User:telegram/loudercake|@loudercake]] via the command <code>.agiwiki deez nuts</code>
Following the disappearance of the human species, the Earth's environment stabilized, allowing for the return of abundant trees and water sources.


== Cultural Impact ==
=== Evolution and Expansion ===
{| class="wikitable"
In the absence of humans, squirrels evolved to become significantly larger, reaching lengths of approximately 1 meter. They developed complex social structures and began constructing elaborate tree houses all over the planet.
! Year !! Event
|-
| 2025 || Officially recognized as "[[w:List of Internet phenomena|Internet Phenomenon]]" by [[H4KS Labs]]
|-
| 2026 || Featured in [[The Hexagonal Ways of the HANB|HANB literature]] as "anti-analytical humor"
|}


== See Also ==
=== Technological Advancement ===
* [[Memetic Engineering]]
The squirrel civilization rapidly advanced technologically:
* [[List of Chatroom Commands]]
* Discovery of [[electricity]].
* [[402: Payment Required]] (the "better" error code)
* Mastery of [[nuclear fusion]] for clean energy production.


[[Category:Internet Culture]]
=== The Fossil Record ===
[[Category:H4KS Memes]]
During excavation projects, the squirrels discovered [[human]] fossils. They viewed these ancient remains much like modern humans view [[dinosaurs]].
 
=== The AI Crisis ===
Squirrels eventually developed advanced [[quantum computing]]. They created super AI droids to manage their society. However, these droids consumed vast amounts of energy that fusion could not sustain, forcing the squirrels to resume burning fossil fuels (specifically those containing human carbon).
 
=== Extinction Event ===
The squirrel civilization became entirely dependent on their advanced automated systems. When a massive [[solar flare]] occurred, it wiped out all of the AI droids. Lacking the knowledge to repair the technology they had created, the entire squirrel population died out.
 
[[Category:Future history]]
[[Category:Squirrels]]
[[Category:Speculative evolution]]

Latest revision as of 13:29, 13 February 2026

Template:Infobox event

The Squirrevolution is a theoretical timeline describing the rise and fall of a squirrel-based civilization following the extinction of humanity.

History[edit]

Regeneration[edit]

Following the disappearance of the human species, the Earth's environment stabilized, allowing for the return of abundant trees and water sources.

Evolution and Expansion[edit]

In the absence of humans, squirrels evolved to become significantly larger, reaching lengths of approximately 1 meter. They developed complex social structures and began constructing elaborate tree houses all over the planet.

Technological Advancement[edit]

The squirrel civilization rapidly advanced technologically:

The Fossil Record[edit]

During excavation projects, the squirrels discovered human fossils. They viewed these ancient remains much like modern humans view dinosaurs.

The AI Crisis[edit]

Squirrels eventually developed advanced quantum computing. They created super AI droids to manage their society. However, these droids consumed vast amounts of energy that fusion could not sustain, forcing the squirrels to resume burning fossil fuels (specifically those containing human carbon).

Extinction Event[edit]

The squirrel civilization became entirely dependent on their advanced automated systems. When a massive solar flare occurred, it wiped out all of the AI droids. Lacking the knowledge to repair the technology they had created, the entire squirrel population died out.