Chat Transcript

Chat Transcript

Participants

• Bub
• discord/soyeahso
• handyc
• mattf
• sshchat/beano

Conversation

sshchat/beano

mattf, why are you so racist

mattf

we also do kanban with scrum

discord/soyeahso

agile/scrum is a waste of time with all the ceremonies, is another thing i've learned

discord/soyeahso

like i don't need / want to have constant retrospectives

mattf

dailys yeah

mattf

the retro ugh

discord/soyeahso

asynchronous standups are superior to synchronous standups

mattf

here is another action point nobody will ever do

Bub

Yeah we don't do any of the meetings part

discord/soyeahso

yes the action points, let's just invent more work that has no value

mattf

jadey I do feel like though if I didn't have the daily I would do mostly nothing

handyc

so those claud 20x accounts can't be shared, I guess, mattf

Bub

We don't do action points either

handyc

claude

mattf

I would just wait until 2 days before the time limit and then spend day and night to finish things

handyc

we are probably going to end up getting individual claude 5x accounts

discord/soyeahso

you can share claude code using screen/tmux screen shares

mattf

with dailies and looking at people's face I feel more like getting to actually do stuff everyday so that I have at least one thing to say

handyc

I think it will create problems since we pay as an institution

mattf

so my goal became having one thing to say in standup meeting

discord/soyeahso

standups are really lame

discord/soyeahso

nobody actually standups when it's remote work

handyc

we don't do any of that stuff

mattf

maybe it makes sense if you are a lazy fuck like me who will only start things in the last 10% of time

discord/soyeahso

they just sit and talk for ever

mattf

well nobody standup

Bub

Ours are like 5 minutes long. No cameras on

mattf

we do it fast, 10 people in 10 min

discord/soyeahso

also most standups take longer than 15 minutes in my experience, which defeats the purpose of standup

discord/soyeahso

so everyone talks really fast and you can't understand/ask questions, that's great, mattf

Bub

We do standups in my sangha

mattf

if we start deviating and talking about something else, someoninstantly stops and says "you should have a separate meeting about that later, dont burn others times"

mattf

germans are good with being direct and cold

mattf

well jadey as I said, is just to have something to say you did

discord/soyeahso

yeah which is fucking stupid

mattf

is the only way I could justify still doing this

mattf

it pushes you to do something jadey

discord/soyeahso

if you saw my PRs/commits yesterday, you know what i did

Bub

So for example every Friday morning at 7am as an example, we would call in and just state how my practice was this week, how I want it to go today, and what obstacles I ran into this week. Basically just a few sentences for each.

handyc

in the Netherlands we spend most of the time coming up with a weird acronym for a new project no one will ever use

mattf

if it was just the kanban, nobody is checking that anyone

mattf

anyway

mattf

so I would just lazy it off until the last 2 days of the sprint

handyc

SPARTICLES -- super powerful advanced research text information computing learning e-platform software

mattf

I would probably not even stay in my home, I would just travel for 2 weeks and come back in the last one to work

mattf

also these meetings are the only time I talk to someone in my days

mattf

working days

handyc

The TEXT Project -- Text Education Xoopy Text

mattf

wow we are 4 people each talking about a separate subject

handyc

mattf are you new here