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From H4KS
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Participants
- Bub
- discord/soyeahso
- handyc
- mattf
- sshchat/beano
Conversation
- sshchat/beano
- mattf, why are you so racist
- mattf
- we also do kanban with scrum
- discord/soyeahso
- agile/scrum is a waste of time with all the ceremonies, is another thing i've learned
- discord/soyeahso
- like i don't need / want to have constant retrospectives
- mattf
- dailys yeah
- mattf
- the retro ugh
- discord/soyeahso
- asynchronous standups are superior to synchronous standups
- mattf
- here is another action point nobody will ever do
- Bub
- Yeah we don't do any of the meetings part
- discord/soyeahso
- yes the action points, let's just invent more work that has no value
- mattf
- jadey I do feel like though if I didn't have the daily I would do mostly nothing
- handyc
- so those claud 20x accounts can't be shared, I guess, mattf
- Bub
- We don't do action points either
- handyc
- claude
- mattf
- I would just wait until 2 days before the time limit and then spend day and night to finish things
- handyc
- we are probably going to end up getting individual claude 5x accounts
- discord/soyeahso
- you can share claude code using screen/tmux screen shares
- mattf
- with dailies and looking at people's face I feel more like getting to actually do stuff everyday so that I have at least one thing to say
- handyc
- I think it will create problems since we pay as an institution
- mattf
- so my goal became having one thing to say in standup meeting
- discord/soyeahso
- standups are really lame
- discord/soyeahso
- nobody actually standups when it's remote work
- handyc
- we don't do any of that stuff
- mattf
- maybe it makes sense if you are a lazy fuck like me who will only start things in the last 10% of time
- discord/soyeahso
- they just sit and talk for ever
- mattf
- well nobody standup
- Bub
- Ours are like 5 minutes long. No cameras on
- mattf
- we do it fast, 10 people in 10 min
- discord/soyeahso
- also most standups take longer than 15 minutes in my experience, which defeats the purpose of standup
- discord/soyeahso
- so everyone talks really fast and you can't understand/ask questions, that's great, mattf
- Bub
- We do standups in my sangha
- mattf
- if we start deviating and talking about something else, someoninstantly stops and says "you should have a separate meeting about that later, dont burn others times"
- mattf
- germans are good with being direct and cold
- mattf
- well jadey as I said, is just to have something to say you did
- discord/soyeahso
- yeah which is fucking stupid
- mattf
- is the only way I could justify still doing this
- mattf
- it pushes you to do something jadey
- discord/soyeahso
- if you saw my PRs/commits yesterday, you know what i did
- Bub
- So for example every Friday morning at 7am as an example, we would call in and just state how my practice was this week, how I want it to go today, and what obstacles I ran into this week. Basically just a few sentences for each.
- handyc
- in the Netherlands we spend most of the time coming up with a weird acronym for a new project no one will ever use
- mattf
- if it was just the kanban, nobody is checking that anyone
- mattf
- anyway
- mattf
- so I would just lazy it off until the last 2 days of the sprint
- handyc
- SPARTICLES -- super powerful advanced research text information computing learning e-platform software
- mattf
- I would probably not even stay in my home, I would just travel for 2 weeks and come back in the last one to work
- mattf
- also these meetings are the only time I talk to someone in my days
- mattf
- working days
- handyc
- The TEXT Project -- Text Education Xoopy Text
- mattf
- wow we are 4 people each talking about a separate subject
- handyc
- mattf are you new here
