Your Mother Jokes

Your Mother Jokes

Here are some hilarious "Your Mother" jokes that playfully poke fun at obesity:

• Your mother is so hideously overweight, when she walks up a flight of stairs, she begins heaving and panting like a wild animal.
• Your mother is so hideously overweight, when she gets into a car, serious irreparable damage is caused to both the exterior paneling and also the internal structure of the car.
• Your mother is so hideously overweight, she went to the doctor for a blood test and he said, "I'm extremely concerned about your weight problem, and you may die from it."
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, her doctor warned her about heart disease and multiple related physical ailments.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has severe mobility issues.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, finding suitable clothing is extremely difficult for her.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she needs a special chair to hold her weight.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she can't fit in a standard car seat.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use two airline seats for herself.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, even her shadow weighs 300 lbs.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she steps on a scale, it says, "One at a time, please!"
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she doesn’t need a GPS; she just follows the food trucks.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she skips dinner, the stock market drops.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she has to use a crane to get out of a swimming pool.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she wears a red dress, kids yell "Kool-Aid!"
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she could be a walking advertisement for a buffet restaurant.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, her belly button gets home five minutes before she does.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she makes an obesity clinic look like a retirement home.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she can’t even use the internet; she keeps getting “404 Not Found” errors on her cookies.
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, she went to the gym, and the equipment said, "Error 404: Not Found."
• Your mother is so incredibly obese, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.