Mattf Achieves Level 0
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Mattf Achieves Level 0[edit]
After years of dedicated non-work, user mattf has finally achieved Level 0 by completing a single task. The sshchat community erupted in celebration at this unprecedented event.
Celebration Highlights[edit]
Official Proclamation[edit]
"mattf has demonstrated the bare minimum of workplace engagement. While this doesn't qualify as 'good' or even 'adequate,' it does represent measurable progress from absolute zero."
— handyc, Chief Snark Officer
Next Goals[edit]
- Reach Level 1 (Complete two tasks)
- Maintain productivity for more than 15 minutes
- Learn what "work ethic" means
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Join us in celebrating this mediocre milestone!
