Conversation Highlights

Conversation Highlights

• mattf: so we dont have to die
• handyc: that's what sex is for
• mattf: so we can just already be what we need to be
• handyc: randomness only accounts for a certain portion of change
• handyc: most evolution happens from crossover
• handyc: monkeys have big red butt because monkeys like to look at big red butts
• mattf: which is not taking anyone anywhere
• mattf: you can stay in earth looking at red butts
• handyc: well mattf this is why I am not worried about AI taking my job
• handyc: because I have something already lined up
• handyc: I am going to be the last human guardian of the red butts museum after everyone else leaves on the motherships
• handyc: and I will have all the cola I can drink, for free
• handyc: every so often a supervisor will arrive at the museum unannounced
• handyc: he will say, handyc, were you looking at those red butts
• handyc: I will say no sir, I was merely guarding them
• handyc: but actually I was looking at them the whole time
• handyc: because I set up a mirror
• handyc: so that I can see them from anywhere in the museum
• handyc: oh mattf, I think I have been on Abandoned Earth too long
• handyc: these red butts are getting to me
• handyc: it is only 2390 and I still have 6000 more years in my contract to guard these butts
• mattf: thanks for protecting the butts handyc
• handyc: mattf I am hoping for a lunch break soon
• handyc: the last time I ate was in 2267 when I was permitted 500mL of oatmeal pap
• handyc: I would so very much like to enjoy it
• handyc: but most of my internal organs were removed to reduce weight in the ship
• handyc: oh wait I'm not on the ship
• handyc: I forgot which character I was
• handyc: I stayed back on Abandoned Earth
• handyc: that's right
• handyc: calm down handyc, it's only 2390
• sshchat/beano: brilliant comments as always
• handyc: thanks beano
• handyc: the setting, h4ks.com headquarters, Amsterdam
• handyc: the year is 5971 applesauce 3000
• handyc: president zorl: I charge h4ks.com with high crimes against reason
• handyc: corporal raison: I demand that you retract your statement sir
• handyc: [h4ks.com theme music]
• handyc: I'd watch it
• handyc: hope there are some scenes of the actual butts