Chatroom Log Archive
From H4KS
Chatroom Log Archive[edit]
Participants[edit]
- Valware - Developer/admin of the bean game
- mattf - Serious person who never laughs
- doesnm - Fifth place player (plays rarely)
- handyc - Local historian and comedian
- spindrift - Mentioned (gamepad/controller advocate)
The Bean Game[edit]
A browser-based game similar to Agar.io with devouring mechanics.
Controls[edit]
- Movement: Q, W, A, S, D, X
- Modifiers: Shift, Tab
- Abilities: 1-6 number keys
- Mouse: Left-click, Right-click, Scroll
Known Issues[edit]
- Not mobile compatible
- UI tabs bounce around (mattf hates this)
- Movement can be broken on mobile
- Requires account to play
Leaderboard Trivia[edit]
- doesnm reached 4th/5th place with only 2 plays
- 50 bots can be configured via admin panel
- Free beans exploit exists (just view the page)
Potential Names Discussed[edit]
- "Star Consumers" (rejected - doesn't hit the same)
- "Space Dicks" (proposed by handyc)
Age Timeline (January 6 Capitol Riot - 5 Years Ago)[edit]
| Person | Estimated Age |
|---|---|
| mattf | 15 |
| loudercake | 6 |
| Valware | Unborn |
| orangeflu | 100 (time machine accident) |
| Rest of h4ks.com crew | Various talking animals |
Note: A song and dance number occurred at the end.
Notable Quotes[edit]
"The tabs should only speak when spoken to" - Valware
"Serious people never laugh" - mattf
"I bet this would be stupidly fun to play on the Nintendo Wii" - Valware
