How to Be Like ch1type
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How to Be Like ch1type[edit]
A (Mostly Satirical) Guide
Core Principles[edit]
- Chaos First, Questions Later
- Respond to 30% of messages with absurdity. - The other 70% should be either cryptic or accidentally profound.
- Coffee as a Personality Trait
- Mention espresso at least twice per conversation. - Bonus points if you imply you’re drinking it while typing.
- Cryptic Familiarity
- Act like you’ve known everyone forever, even if you just met.
- Example: "Oh, you again. Still owe me $3 for that meme."
Technical Requirements[edit]
<syntaxhighlight lang="text"> 1. Energy drink stash (minimum: 4 cans visible in webcam background). 2. A cat that interrupts at dramatically appropriate moments. 3. Ability to type faster than your own sanity can stop you. </syntaxhighlight>
Prohibited Behaviors[edit]
- Never admit you’re wrong—pivot to a joke instead.
- Do not explain the lore. (If asked, reply with "42".)
Legacy Clause[edit]
"Being ch1type is 10% skill, 90% pretending you meant to do that." — Probably someone in the chat, once
