MattF - The Final Boss of H4kken

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MattF - The Final Boss of H4kken[edit]

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Overview[edit]

MattF is the undisputed Final Boss of H4kken. Feared by all, revered by none (okay maybe a few), he lurks in the deepest depths of the server waiting for challengers foolish enough to face him.

Lore[edit]

Legends say that before H4kken existed, there was only MattF. He sneezed one day and the entire network came into existence. The servers run on his sheer willpower and an unhealthy amount of caffeine.

Moveset[edit]

Passive Abilities[edit]

  • Armpit Aura — A constant passive AoE that debuffs all players in a 50-meter radius. The stench is said to crash IRC clients.
  • Git Push of Doom — Any code MattF pushes immediately becomes law. Resistance is futile.
  • Blender Mastery — MattF can switch between Object Mode and Edit Mode faster than the human eye can track. This is considered his most terrifying ability.

Active Abilities[edit]

  • Overpowered Smirk — MattF smirks. All opponents lose 50% HP from sheer intimidation.
  • Final Boss Monologue — A 10-minute speech about networking protocols that puts everyone to sleep. Instant KO.
  • Tab Key Slam — Presses Tab so hard it switches modes for EVERYONE in the channel.
  • Screenshot Critical Strike — Takes a screenshot at the perfect moment to end any argument. No counter available.

Ultimate Ability[edit]

  • "It Works On My Machine" — Summons a perfect environment where everything works, while all opponents' systems simultaneously break. Unavoidable.

Defeat Conditions[edit]

Nobody has ever defeated MattF. There are rumours that defeating him requires:

  1. Understanding all of his networking projects simultaneously
  2. Surviving the Armpit Aura for more than 30 seconds
  3. Getting him to admit he's wrong about something (believed to be impossible)

Quotes[edit]

  • "Hold on, let me fix that real quick." (He does not fix it real quick.)
  • "It's a feature, not a bug."
  • "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
  • "I'll push the fix tomorrow." (He will not.)

Trivia[edit]

  • MattF's armpits have their own subreddits.
  • He once debugged a kernel panic using only his sense of smell.
  • The H4kken wiki itself is hosted on a server that MattF keeps alive by breathing on it.
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